Mr. Softwarepants

JRuby certainly combines two worlds, neither of which I want to live in.

You all know about the Western Computer-based RPG, and all of its tropes. You are a party (or possibly a lone adventurer) questing the rid the world of an ancient evil.

Then there are games like Dungeon Keeper where you play the bad-ass boss monster at the bottom of a dungeon, and have to keep those pesky adventurers away from the goods.

The though-in-the-shower for today was "Dungeon Keeper meets Rosencrantz and Guildenstern (are dead)".

You play a small party of low-level henchmen. You contract out your dungeon protection services to whoever is paying. You don't particularly like your job, or have done much thinking about the moral implications, but it you're good at it and it puts food on the table, so it's a thing to do.

(And of course no matter how far you get in the game, the bosses never give a damn about you, or even remember your names, really.)

It's quite possible, almost easy, to mis-trigger a left click when you're going for a right click. Much, much harder to do that with physically separate buttons.

I'm liking the Magic Mouse more and more for driving my 15" MBP; less so for driving the 2x 24" LCDs hooked up to the Mac Pro at work. Apple and I have disagree on what the top speed of a mouse should be. Windows and I have an understanding in this matter.

SMDbot = "Social Media Douchebot", those Twitter accounts that follow you if you mention "marketing" or "acai berry".

You turn your back for a second and then pow yet another damn JavaScript library crawls out of the woodwork.

I got a Magic Mouse yesterday. Tried it on my MBP (10.6). Now trying it on my Mac Pro at work (10.5, with 2x 24" screens.)

Question: Why doesn't Apple let you really crank up the tracking and sensitivity (without writing defaults on the command line or using 3rd party software)?

There's a new Git GUI for OS X in the works: http://macendeavor.com/gity

But it's closed-source, for-pay, so my interest level dropped pretty far, pretty fast. For all I know, it will be great, but this takes me back into the area of being uncomfortable tying my productivity as a developer even more to proprietary tools.

If there's a bug, can I fix it? No, there's no source.
If I want a new feature can I add it? No, there's no source, and it will be prioritized by a separate team with separate goals (goal #1 being "add features that make us more money".)

I dunno. Maybe I should get on the ball of writing for-pay tools for developers. Us OS X-using types sure do like our shiny, and sure are willing to pay for it. Except then I'll have to listen to users (like me) bitch and moan all day. I certainly wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of my bug reports.

Dragon Age: Origins

Decide how to handle complex issues like murder, genocide, betrayal, and the possession/sacrificing of children without the security of a good/bad slider to tell you what to do

I don't have a lot of interest in exploring moral choices in videogames for the obvious reason: most videogame "writing" is shit, made even shittier by shitty voice acting.

So for instance, I liked "Fallout 3", but every time a character opened its mouth I had the urge to cram a rocket into it.

I haven't tried "Dragon Age", though, so if it's actually non-shit in the story department, let me know.

Using Graphics Card Memory as Swap

It's funny because try using actual video card features (ie, the GPU) under Linux.

Some times code is complex because the time hasn't been taken to simplify it.

Some times code is complex because it is complex. But there may yet be better abstractions that can simplify the interface.

Marco: Why hasn't Vista sold well?

But what common tasks in 2009 can’t be accomplished by a 2.8 GHz Pentium 4 PC with Windows XP SP2 and a cable internet connection — the average technology of 2004? Not much that regular people actually do.

In fact, my home PC is a 3GHz P4, from 2004, with a "reasonable" video card (7600GT). It was running XP/SP3, though it's running Windows 7 now (for no good reason.) I ran Vista on it for about a week before the Windows 7 RC1.

The only things you need a better PC for are:
* Actual multimedia production, for some definition of "actual".
* Running AAA games newer than Half-Life 2 EP1 at good settings.

I played through Fallout 3 on it, and it was good enough for me even if the render distance was way too shallow.

If I bought a new computer at this point, I'd probably just get a higher end iMac and run BootCamp.


Update: I should mention that Flash runs like a dog, and many Flash-based games aren't very optimized anyway, so for instance playing Flash-based online (or "indie") games on older hardware can get pretty damn dicey.

Mr Urbaniak explains: "Yeah, the Brock story runs forward from after the Season 3 finale to the present and the Venture family story runs backwards from the present to after Season 3 finale. Crazy kids."

Uh...

I'm pretty sure that Register.com wants me to keep my contact info. up-to-date so they can continue to give me "courtesy calls" at random times of day and send me junk mail.

Looks like MSDN got a redes--ah fuck who cares.

Watched "Spaced".

I've definitely increased my comfort level with Git in the last couple weeks, though for good or for evil remains to be seen.

James Avery:

We all write software for a living why do developers bitch more about paying for software than most things?

Because we all thing that given a little time then we could just "write that ourselves" for "free".

I used to think writing code was very prone to getting derailed by interruption. It is. But it's worse, much worse, for writing documentation.